Saturday, March 7, 2009

I'M BACK !!!

First I'd just like to say that if the Indians would have given the pilgrims a bobcat we'd be eating pussy on thanksgiving instead of a damned turkey.

With that said ..........

I have been doing fine. Thank you to those who wrote me and checked to see if I was O.K. . I've just been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. I'm working with a new band and trying to get some material recorded. I've been working like 100 hours a week. I'm writing a book of comedy short stories and I'm in the midst of trying to loose weight in a diet program.

Anyone who has myspace, my address is www.myspace.com/ryngis

OK, tales from the pizza man time now ......

This evening was a slow one. I was dispatched to deliver a couple of subs to a house on Moxahala Avenue. I pull up to the house and get out of the car when I notice two people across the street staring me down. It's an older gentelman, probaly in his 50's or early 60's, and a woman probaly in the same age range. The guy says "Hey buddy, can ya come here for a minute?" I could tell by his slurred speach that he was drunker than hell. I tell him no because I have to make a delivery to this house. He says ok and then I go about my business. While I'm on the porch of the house I'm delivering to, this fucker walks up on the porch behind me and waves at me. I turn and say hello. Them he walks up beside me and statrts talking to the young lady I'm delivering too. He asks her if her mom can give them a ride home because he knows her mom. She tells him that mom isn't there right now and he says OK and walks off the porch, nearly falling face first into the car that is parked in the drive way. She then looks at me kind of scared and says she has no idea who the hell that guy is. I complete the transaction and then walk back to my car parked along the curb. I get back to my car and start to get in when this same guy comes stumbling out of the darkness to the yellow line of the road, pulls his pants down, squatts and takes a shit right in the middle of Moxahala. The woman comes over a few seconds later and he wipes his ass with her sweater, they flaag down a cab passing by and leave.

Yeah, that was pretty fucking strange.

2 comments:

Aubs said...

Whaaaaat?!?!? Holy shit, you have the best stories. I would have come unglued seeing someone take a dump in the middle of the road! Ha!

Glad to see you're back. I thought you possibly got attacked by one of those strange fuckers you see on the job!

GRACE said...

Welcome back!